perhaps I should stop washing his feet with nacho cheese and sour cream.

my dog smells a particular way in the mornings when he's waking up from being curled into a ball all night, to keep toasty. yesterday he took a nap and he got up to beg for a walk so he could poop and i realized: my dog smells like nachos. i call Little Trouble Girl who tells me this is a) common and b) called "Frito Feet".

no i'm not fucking kidding you