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Dec. 25th, 2008 11:02 amvignette-recaps:
Dad Speaking to my 15yo niece who is being 15 and therefore stupid:
"tell your boyfriend to stay out of family business and i'll straighten him out next time i'm there. and if his old man's there, i'll kick his ass too, and if his gramma's dead, i'll piss on her grave. if you don't think i can be a son-of-a-bitch, you better ask somebody around there. THIS CONVERSATION IS FUCKING OVER, GOOD BYE."
my dog is sick, i have had to clean up poop and vomit TWICE this morning. also made a pedialyte and immodium run to CVS. for my DOG. turns out dogs do not like pedialyte OR gatorade and I have had to drip it to him with a syringe.
Dad Speaking to my 15yo niece who is being 15 and therefore stupid:
"tell your boyfriend to stay out of family business and i'll straighten him out next time i'm there. and if his old man's there, i'll kick his ass too, and if his gramma's dead, i'll piss on her grave. if you don't think i can be a son-of-a-bitch, you better ask somebody around there. THIS CONVERSATION IS FUCKING OVER, GOOD BYE."
my dog is sick, i have had to clean up poop and vomit TWICE this morning. also made a pedialyte and immodium run to CVS. for my DOG. turns out dogs do not like pedialyte OR gatorade and I have had to drip it to him with a syringe.
