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token post, 2007
May. 8th, 2007 01:12 pmthings i have said recently, out of context:
"yes, that is a very smackable ass."
"dude, if your mom's not going to smoke marijuana, why did she bother getting cancer?"
(runner up, to the same person, who cancelled a dinner date: "your mom's cancer is really inconvenient for me, so tell her to get over it already.")
"take this job and shove it!"
"..."
"no, really, I'm quitting."
"yes, that is a very smackable ass."
"dude, if your mom's not going to smoke marijuana, why did she bother getting cancer?"
(runner up, to the same person, who cancelled a dinner date: "your mom's cancer is really inconvenient for me, so tell her to get over it already.")
"take this job and shove it!"
"..."
"no, really, I'm quitting."
