wherein laurachicken gets a job

[yukbon]

laurachicken and I were conversing about our fucked economy:

Laura: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/
David: supernice
David: because if porn fails
David: what will happen to america?
David: we'll all have to stop jerking off!
David: more fucking!
David: which means of course, more babies
Laura: i said to my coworker, can't we just live with the material we have?
David: there's only so many times you can rub one out to the same nun getting fisted by the same lesbian hooker
David: you need a little variety
Laura: yeah, but if we stopped making porn now
David: it's like: you don't eat the same lunch every day do you
Laura: itd be your whole life before you ran out
with the internet and all
David: i dunno
David: i'm thinking i would have to start making my own
David: HEY APROPOS OF NOTHING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS SUMMER

Comments

Re: freud would be proud

[sylvar.livejournal.com]

totally intentional—just deadpan.